Riozka

Bilingual Review - Comentarios Bilingües Get ready for possibly the worst review you've read. My wife planned a very romantic dinner, a posh 9 course seafood meal with drinks and dessert. We arrived at a little before 8pm and it was a total surprise for me. But the pleasure was short lived, my wife noticed that the baloons were wrong and said happy birthday rather than something romantic. The service was slow and it took nearly half an hour to get attention from the staff even though we had reservations and were guided to our specially reserved seat. I had to go get get someone. The plates took quite some time to arrive and that is quiet inexplicable due to how small the portions were. In fact the 5th and 1st plate shared a base ingredient being some kind of mashed banana/plantain. Each round of plates took longer than the last to come out. In terms of quality, the 4th plate was a tough as nails piece of octopus that we did not enjoy, everything else was passable but meager in size. We finished the 5th plate at around 10 pm (we arrived before 8 pm) and in between plates my wife and I would lay on the small sofa they provided for us and talk and kiss. However after a few hours and the fact that we had traveled before I became sleepy sometime around 10:20 pm and closed my eyes and drifted to sleep. I was awoken by (I swear) a magician, who had walked in from the street doing card tricks. I was awoken by this man and I wondered where I was and what time it was. After he finished with his impressive tricks I noticed that it was 11pm and the 6th plate was no where to be found! I spoke with my wife who told me to speak with them and to "get mad". I told them that it was unacceptable to have such a long wait, that we were still waiting for the 6th plate and we had already been there for three hours. Incredibly they didn't tell me anything but hustled amongst themselves. As i returned I was told that the plate was 2 minutes from being done. I told them we did not want it. I cannot recommend this place and they should give u our money back. Prepárese para posiblemente la peor crítica que haya leído. Mi esposa planeó una cena muy romántica, una elegante comida de marisco de 9 platos con bebidas y postres. Llegamos un poco antes de las 8 pm y fue una sorpresa total para mí. Pero el placer fue de corta duración, mi esposa se dio cuenta de que los globos estaban equivocados y dijo feliz cumpleaños en lugar de algo romántico. El servicio fue lento y tardó casi media hora en llamar la atención del personal a pesar de que teníamos reservas y nos guiaron a nuestro asiento especialmente reservado. Tenía que ir a buscar a alguien. Los platos tardaron bastante en llegar y eso es silencioso inexplicable debido a lo pequeñas que eran las porciones. De hecho, el 5 ° y el 1 ° plato compartían un ingrediente base que era una especie de puré de plátano / plátano. Cada ronda de platos tomó más tiempo que la última para salir. En términos de calidad, el 4 ° plato era un pedazo de pulpo tan duro como el que no disfrutamos, todo lo demás era pasable pero de escaso tamaño. Terminamos el 5 ° plato alrededor de las 10 p. M. (Llegamos antes de las 8 p. M.) Y entre platillos, mi esposa y yo nos recostamos en el pequeño sofá que nos brindaron y conversamos y besamos. Sin embargo, después de unas pocas horas y el hecho de que habíamos viajado antes, sentí sueño alrededor de las 10:20 pm y cerré los ojos y me quedé dormido. Me despertó (lo juro) un mago, que había entrado desde la calle haciendo trucos de cartas. Fui despertado por este hombre y me pregunté dónde estaba y qué hora era. Después de que terminó con sus impresionantes trucos, noté que eran las once de la noche y que el sexto plato no estaba en ningún lado. No es recommendable este sitio, y nos deberian devolver el dinero.